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"I want my children to have all the things that I never had. Like nice children..."
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"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""
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"What the worst part about pulling a hair clump from the drain of the apartment you just moved into? Waiting for it to dry so you can glue it to your sex doll"
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"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"