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Joke of the Day

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

"No matter which doctor I go to for a general checkup, they all hit me on the knee. I think they get a kick out of it."

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"

"Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5"

"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't milk it."

"The recipe said to crush the garlic So I told it, ""You'll never amount to anything!"""

"Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis"