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Joke of the Day

"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."

"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"

"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I'm **President**"

"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."

"I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date."

"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."

"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."

"Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home."

"If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range."

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."