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Joke of the Day
"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Well... none. But their friend did once."
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"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"
"ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail"
"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."
"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."
"What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"
"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."
"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."
"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""