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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
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"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"For an extra $20, you can purchase a mountain bike instead of a Kia."
"Recreational drugs? No thanks, I went pro years ago."
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."
"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"How to kiss: 1-open your mouth 2-wider 3-wider 4-unhinge jaw 5-summon the Dark Overlord"
"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."