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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
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"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""
"Mom, Daughter and Neighbour Daughter: ""Hey mom, I just found out the guy next door has a penis like a peanut."" Mom : ""Really! Is it that small?"" Daughter: ""Nope. It's salty!"""
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"
"What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon."
"The navigator of the Titanic dashed to the Captain's deck. Navigator: ""Sir, if we keep heading that way we will hit the iceberg! We have to change course now!!"" Captain: ""but it's unsinkable."""
"Dating tip: Don't do it, a disturbingly high percentage of people are actually flesh eating insects in human suits. Just stay home instead."
"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"
"What would Jesus actually do? Probably ban nail guns"