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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."
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"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"
"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."
"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"
"Woman walks around claiming to be a flute. Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!"
"Laughing Hands I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up."
"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"
"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."
"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."
"Study shows 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me, though. I live next door to 2 really hot middle school girls."