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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."

"First ""gay"" now ""glee."" Are you guys going to take every synonym for ""happy"" or leave us one or two Christmas carols kids don't giggle at?"

"Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java."

"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"

"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."

"Cash grant After helping his mom over the weekend, a boy receives a $50 bill from his mom as a reward. He goes to school on Monday and declares: ""I just got a cash Grant!"" wa..wa..waaaaaa"

"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."