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Joke of the Day
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""
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"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes. Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair."
"{At funeral} *holding widows hand* I'm sorry for your loss. He had so much updog ""What's updog?"" *pats her hand* Not much what's up with you"
"What do you call a fat gay guy? Flab-ulos!"
"What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? ""Beating adjourned."""
"I have this Jewish friend. Hebrew beer for a living."
"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"
"Cocktail bar.. Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one."
"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."