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Joke of the Day
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""
Next Joke
"Star Trek jokes thread. I'll start: Q: How many Borgs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. You will be assimilated."
"History exam Today during history exam, I got a question about the Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting that."
"Sometimes girls look at me and say, ""Mmm not bad."" They don't say it out loud but I can tell they're thinking that."
"I need help I've spent every waking moment of this year browsing reddit"
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"
"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Who says, ""Phlbbbbtfffbllph I NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS phlbbbbtthhphhbbl"" Queefer Sutherland."
"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"
"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"