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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"

"My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map."

"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."

"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."

"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."

"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."

"Do you know if pigs have periods?' Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'"

"Woman at dentist"

"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""