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Joke of the Day
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it's for my dyslexia"
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"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."
"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."
"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus."
"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."
"I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile ."
"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."
"""Hey, enough with the damn songs! We're all studying for finals."" -rest of the school on Glee"