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Joke of the Day
"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."
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"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"
"Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are."
"Clones. Clones are people two."
"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."
"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
"How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD"
"[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone."
"Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy"
"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"