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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."

"A dwarf once walked into a brothel... with a honeycomb and a jackass; the madam says,.."

"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"

"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."

"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."

"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."