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Joke of the Day

"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."

"A mother was tucking her son in one night she really wanted a daughter"

"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."

"A mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."

"Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I've been using a life couch instead of a life coach."

"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."

"Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."