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Joke of the Day

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."

"An asshole What do you call a person who reads the punchline before the joke?"

"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away sucker!"

"What's the difference between a church and a mosque? In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew."

"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"

"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."

"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."

"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."