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Joke of the Day

"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."

"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."

"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"

"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"

"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"

"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."

"Was at the zoo and witnessed a monkey going to the bathroom. That shit was bananas."