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Joke of the Day

"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."

"I'm unclear on that of which you speak. Please elaborate, Willis."

"Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore"

"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"

"If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... ...can a hooker get laid off?"

"I found the rulebook for an old card game at my grandfather's house. ""Draw a card, if it's black, take a shot."" Oh wait, that's just the LAPD guidebook."

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"

"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."