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Joke of the Day

"If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... ...can a hooker get laid off?"

"A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm Nice pig says the bartender. It's a duck she says. I was talking to the duck says the bartender."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"

"Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass."

"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"

"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"

"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"I like my lantern like I like my metal Core"