15684
Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."
Next Joke
"There's a thin line distinguishing ""Heroes"" from ""Herpes"""
"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"
"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"
"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"""Knock knock"" Who's there? ""Russia"" Russia who? ""Get out of the house. I live here now."""
"What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches. The iEyeCaptain"