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Joke of the Day

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish!"

"Just ate so much burrito that halfway through, I couldn't remember a time when I wasn't eating a burrito"

"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."

"The Barman says, ""We don't serve superluminal particles in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"

"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."

"I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game. I think it was called the human centipede."

"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."