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Joke of the Day

"Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore"

"Buddy, If you get in a fight with me there'll only be 2 ""hits""; You hitting me and my screams of pain hitting 100 decibels."

"What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it? Tennish"

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"""All I ever wanted to do is make a difference."" - Subtraction Man"

"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."

"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."

"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."

"I was walking across the park... ...when I noticed a ball in the air getting bigger. ""That's odd"", I thought, ""how is it doing that?"" Then it hit me..."

"Everyone have a Good Friday! ...I'll show myself out"