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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."

"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"

"What do you call a train full of Jews? Doesn't matter they're not coming back."

"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."

"Why are there 5 syllables in the word ""monosyllabic""?"

"Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now."

"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"You're more useless than a..."

"The leading cause of depression is reality."