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Joke of the Day

"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay!!!"

"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."

"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."

"Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket? So the attendees could get some face-time."

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"--Wanna go rubbing in the park tomorrow with me? Thanks auto correct, this is why I can't have nice friends."

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."

"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"