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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a train full of Jews? Doesn't matter they're not coming back."
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"What goes up and never comes down in college your debt"
"Michael J. Fox's backup job plan. Become a Living vibrator."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live"
"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."
"When did mathematicians get their independence? March 14."
"If you know there's going to be a nuclear attack, surround yourself with a bunch of microwave popcorn. Awesome last image."
"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""
"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."
"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"