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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side"
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"'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"
"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""
"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"
"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."
"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie. Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me."