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Joke of the Day

"If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie. Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."

"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"

"Before the Wright brothers made the first airplane, Chuck Norris had already invented the rocket and flown to Pluto, where he lived for 20 years.........naked"

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."

"I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for."

"What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the Arctic? The Titanic."

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."