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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
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"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."
"If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open."
"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."
"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"
"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"
"What is the difference between a man and a dog? A man wears a suit and the dog, pants."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"
"Two antennas met on a rooftop... ...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!"
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"