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Joke of the Day
"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"
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"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."
"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."
"If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?"
"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"
"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"
"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"
"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"
"Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again..."
"I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it"