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Joke of the Day
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
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"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."
"What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes? A Benedictine Cumberbatch."
"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""
"Of all the advice given to me over the years, ""There really is no bad time for a beer"" has proved to be the most helpful. Thanks ma."
"I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"
"You can lead Narcissus to water..."
"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"What did the Skunk say at Church? Let us spray"