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Joke of the Day
"I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like."
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"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"
"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce? Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer."
"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."
"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"
"Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat Hee Grand Damen Fruehling Herbst elegant Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat"