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Joke of the Day
"I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like."
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"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."
"A blonde sees a another blonde across a lake and asks ""How do I get to the other side?"" the other blonde replies... ""You are on the other side""."
"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."
"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."
"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."
"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"