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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"
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"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."
"Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day 12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week (M-F except Federal Holiday) folks!"
"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."
"I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"
"How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes? U syrup 'em"