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Joke of the Day
"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."
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"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."
"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"
"Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free."
"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."
"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock."
"Lawyer: As My Lord knows,... Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know..."
"""Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours!"""