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Joke of the Day
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
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"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep."
"Everybody who believes in telekinesis raise MY right hand."
"My wife told me she'll leave me if I go blind. I guess I'll just have to see."
"Summer is here I'm at home and thinking: Should I go outside and look at those I can't fuck, or should I stay here and fuck the one I can't even look at?"
"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."
"A Czech goes for an eye check up The optician shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this? Czech: Read? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."
"How do you get a musician off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."