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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."
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"What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupee Fiasco"
"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."
"What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank? One Alpha Fish."
"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."
"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."
"Why is there no ""Lets settle this like women""? Because it lasts forever."
"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."
"My girlfriend complained we don't spend enough time together. So she came up with a perfect solution... ... and broke up with me."