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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."
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"Mid-'90s joke I just made up: Steven Tyler made a new version of Dude Looks Like A Lady... it goes ""Dude looks like his daughter!"""
"What I learned in college: 1. Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1."
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside."
"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."
"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."
"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."
"Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number."
"Why was Lara Croft sad? Because her career was in ruins"
"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""