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Joke of the Day
"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."
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"Can orphans... eat at a family restaurant?"
"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."
"My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way."
"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."
"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS"
"My pubic hair trimming business will limit itself to female customers for the first few months. I'm new to this, so I don't want to go nuts right away."
"I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk."
"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"