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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."
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"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"
"I bet when all the Baldwins go out to dinner, Alec makes a lot of eye contact while he reaches for the check."
"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."
"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"Autocorrect just changed ""Selfies"" to ""Selfless"" so I just took a picture without me in it."