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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupee Fiasco"

"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"

"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."

"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."

"I'm thinking of becoming one of those hot girl accounts where you show like 70% of your face and tweet about your period and wolves"

"When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law."

"""My brother's coming over for dinner."" Ugh, is he still talking only in country names? *brother walks in* ""Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?"""

"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"

"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"

"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."