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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend complained we don't spend enough time together. So she came up with a perfect solution... ... and broke up with me."

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"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"
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"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."
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