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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."
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"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""
"A beautiful woman in the cafeteria just gagged while eating her banana... She's now dead to me."
"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"""Edge of Tomorrow"" is about a guy who's forced to relive the same thing over and over and over again, day after day after day. I can't relate at all."
"LA girls say they want to go on ""adventures"" but when I pitch the idea of overthrowing the yakuza they clarify that they meant, like, hiking"
"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."
"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"
"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."