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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."
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"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"
"How does Santa make new baby reindeer? In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen."
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""
"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh."
"What do you call the queue to Alcatraz? Alkaline"
"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"