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Joke of the Day
"A beautiful woman in the cafeteria just gagged while eating her banana... She's now dead to me."
Next Joke
"You all need to stop with the gay jokes. Cum on guys!"
"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."
"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"
"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."
"dog and the fly what did the dog say to the fly stop bugging me looool"
"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"
"Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May"
"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."