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Joke of the Day
"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."
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"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."
"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."
"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."
"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."
"Don't look at the address bar goddamnit ...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)"
"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"Why did the nun always wear a slip? Sheer habit."
"You call it being sober. I call it on my way to the liquor store."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"