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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."

"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."

"So... A three legged dog walks into a bar and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my pa""."

"Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt."

"A 40 year-old man is walking into some dark woods with an 8 year-old girl... ...the girl says, ""These woods are scary!"" The man says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out all by myself!"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."

"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."

"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."

"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"

"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."