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Joke of the Day
"Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt."
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"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."
"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"
"Scientists discovered that gayness goes back to the Jurrassic Period, there were even gay dinosaurs.... the gay male dinosaur was the Humpasauras and the gay female dinosaur was the Lickalottapus"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!"
"Nothing angers me more than a prematurely broken shell in my Taco Kit."
"Three guys walk in to a bar... One ducks"
"When I killed a... When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week. When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week. Well mom just killed a cockroach, should I tell her for you?"
"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"
"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""