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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."

"I'm about 20% more confident when chewing gum."

"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"

"I can see myself going up in the world... The mirror in the elevator is pretty shiny."

"My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration."

"Why did the recruiters at the teacher's college have so much sex? They were good at getting people into BEd."

"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."

"Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool."

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."