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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."

"What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)"

"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."

"If gingers are pale because they have no soul... Does that explain why black people have so much soul?"

"[creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice"

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"

"I just got back from the battered women's shelter... Boy are my arms tired!"

"Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you. Me : Really? Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?"

"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."