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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."

"When you watch tv with the closed captioning on... You've got to take their word for it."

"I had sex for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings!"

"If you love someone let them go. If they come back they probly forgot their keys or something & yikes that's gonna be an awkward 30 seconds."

"A mathematician was out with his friends."

"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV."

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."