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Joke of the Day

"My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song ""The Wheels on the Bus"""

"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."

"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"

"If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with."

"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."

"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"

"What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday? A vaccation"

"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""

"And now I remember why I don't trust toilets at service stations..... ....they're usually full of shit."

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"