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Joke of the Day
"Motion to rename diarrhea ""craps lock."" I am very proud of the person I have become."
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"If IKEA and LEGO combined forces our children could make our furniture."
"Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!"
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"
"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"
"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"
"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"One time someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?"