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Joke of the Day
"me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name"
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"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"
"Just fyi, if you're girlfriend asks you if she should lose some weight... ""I love you through thick and thin"" is not an appropriate response."
"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"
"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."
"probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie."
"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"