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Joke of the Day

"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."

"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."

"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."

"Knock knock ""Who's there"" Knock knock ""Who's there"" The deaf man walked away having completely ruined the joke."

"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."

"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"

"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."

"What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."

"Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."