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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."
Next Joke
"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fcuking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair. They will always beat you."
"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."
"Hangovers: because you had so much fun, you deserve to think about it all day"
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"