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Joke of the Day

"It's terrible waking up with regret. Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better."

"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""

"My dating life"

"The Democratic National Committee. That's it. That's the entire fucking joke."

"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."

"I have a friend who is really into Christianity... ...he goes to church religiously."

"When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side."

"What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays"

"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"

"You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from."